a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???
50% of my problems are caused by not knowing where I stand with people. I need people to be blunt and literal and just up front with me. If you don’t like me, if I did something to offend you, if you’re mad at me, if there’s something annoying that I continue to do. I need you to say these things to my face or something. Like I will stop trying to talk to you if it annoys you or, y’know, whatever, but I need to be told.
to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet
U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear
sometimes i reblog a textpost with like ten notes and im like “hell yeah i support independent textposts” happy motherfucking small business saturday